Cool Reasons To Buy Hip Baby Clothes

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Got prego? Cool. Fashion keeps kids hip. The most fun part about little kids is dressing them. Make them wear cool baby clothes all day. They can't stop you until they know how to talk, and even then, what are they going to do? Until adolescence makes things awkward, you're bigger than them. They have to do what you say, wear what you put on them. If you want to make them go gothic with hip baby clothes, go for it. If they pout, they'll only look more gothic.

Thanks to the Internet and boredom, the world is chock full of cool baby clothes. You just have to know where to shop. Get creative. If it can fit on a t-shirt, it's out there. You can get hip baby clothes to make a Bob Marley fan out of tots, a Deadhead out of unsuspecting bald newborns. Of all cool baby clothes, One of my favorite onesies reads "I appreciate the Muppets on a deeper level than you do." And what kid doesn't? Always a classic.

Is AC/DC appropriate for a baby? Of course. You're never too young (or too old) to be a rebel, so let those freak colors shine with hip baby clothes. Check his bottle for whiskey every once in a while, but just because ...
... he wears heavy metal t-shirts does not mean he's a juvenile delinquent yet. Let him take his time. He's got a lot of growing up to do.

Will your kid be hipper than you? Absolutely. Get over it. Your kids are always going to look cooler, dress swankier and just be all around a hell of a lot hipper than you. It's the inevitable course of life.

Dress them in cool baby clothes and you get used to your kids looking cooler than you. It's not like they have to work for a living.

Kids are a laugh a minute. Make them the billboards for your favorite bands, the coolest hip sayings. You can get cool baby clothes that profess their love for Johnny Cash (what kid doesn't love the Cash?) or make them your own "Boy in Black." Teach your kid to bask in enlightenment with cool baby clothes like a onesie that reads "Buddha Belly" or an honest to the job shirt that reads "All hands on the poop deck." Fashion is hilarious. Make perfect strangers laugh at your kids. Rock the world, and make sure your kids are the coolest kids on the entire playground.

Jordana Better is the author of this article about cool baby clothes and hip baby clothes.