The Dumbest Laws-00-4998

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Here's a small collection of some of the dumbest laws I've ever heard of!

In Alabama It is illegal for pigeons to eat pebbles from composite roofs. Do you think they fine the owner of the house or arrest the pigeon?

In part of Arizona it is illegal for a car to backup.

In Arkansas it is illegal for the Arkansas River to rise higher than the main street bridge in Little Rock. That's another one that I wonder, just who gets in trouble for that?

In California it is illegal for animals to mate publically within 1,500 feet of a school, tavern or place of worship.

In Sterling Colorado it is illegal for a cat to run loose without a taillight.

In Hartford Connecticut it is against the law to educate a dog.

In the state of Delaware it's against the law to pawn a wooden leg.

Florida if you tie an elephant to a parking meter it must pay the same amount as a car.

In Georgia it is illegal to tie a Giraffe to a street lamp.

Idaho it is illegal to purchase onions after dark unless you have a permit.
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In Chicago Illinois it's illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.

South Bend, Indiana illegal for monkey's to smoke cigarettes the fine is $25.

In Iowa it is illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.

Kansas it's against the law to practice knife throwing at men in striped suits.

Boston Massachusetts it's illegal to take more that 2 baths a month.

In Clawson Michigan the law states that IT IS LEGAL FOR A FARMER TO SLEEP WITH HIS PIGS, COWS, HORSES, GOATS AND CHICKENS.

Missouri state law has a provision that states any city can support a band as long as the mayor can play piccolo and each band member can eat peas with a knife.

Nevada it is illegal to pawn your dentures.

New York according to law it is illegal to arrest a dead man.

North Carolina it's against the law to sing out of tune.

Ohio law states A POLICE PERSON MAY BITE A DOG TO QUIET IT.

Oklahoma it is against the law to get a fish Drunk.

It is illegal in Oregon to juggle without a license. (I can understand this one if they have ever meant my son he totally demolished most of my oranges at Christmas time due to juggling).

South Carolina it is illegal to sell liquor unless the sun is shining.

Texas it is illegal for camels to wander freely.

Vermont it's illegal to whistle underwater.

In Virginia it's against the law to have a bathtub inside your house.

Washington it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is longer than 6 feet.

West Virginia it is illegal to eat onions in a cemetery.

Wyoming it is against the law to make love in a meat freezer.

Some of these are so farfetched it was really hard to write this, I still want to know who gets arrested for what. Well I hope more than just I got a giggle out of these.

Have a blessed day!

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