Dear Santa...love & Kisses Katie Price

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Dear Santa...Love & Kisses Katie Price.

Katie Price aka Jordan is everywhere, there is no escaping her. Even packing her off to the jungle didn't help, as it became all about her (well, while she was in it). The Katie Price Empire is vast. To some, Katie Price may look as though she hasn't much savvy but if you take a little time to look into her world, you'll soon come to realise that she is quite the businesswoman! Therefore, here at findmeagift.com, we were intrigued as to what Katie Price would be asking Santa for this year. Could it be an amicable reconciliation with Pete or a 'No.1 Best Seller' with her latest book? Or would she happily settle for a new loyal boyfriend and a box of minty Matchmakers? Let's see....
Dear Santa, as you know I love plastic surgery. However, I am fed up with hopping across the pond every time I fancy changing my implants. So please could I ask you for a pair of Grow Your Own Boobs? That way, whenever I wish for a new set of breasts I can simply pop the Grow Your Own Boobs into some water and hey presto, I have myself a fantastic pair of boobs that are up to 600% of ...
... their original size! What's more, they are non-toxic and I can grow them again and again, without paying a single penny more. These novelty boobs may need water to remain voluptuous and I may not actually be able to 'wear' them but hey, when they cost less than £2 who cares!
So, they were just a stocking filler or should I say bra filler! Next on my Christmas gift wish list is the fabulous Personalised Pink Hipflask. You know how I love my horses and how I have my own equine clothing line, well this Pink Personalised Hipflask would complete my pink outfit perfectly. Seeing as its getting cold outside, when I go for my morning gallop I can fill this funky 2.5oz hipflask with my favourite tipple to keep me warm. Oh and seeing as I can have a personalised message of up to 45 characters put on it, how about "I am who I am, so deal with it!" -thanks!
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/christmas-stocking-fillers/
Could I be cheeky and ask for a couple more stocking fillers please? I really love, love, love the Lipstick Pen; that was absolutely made for me! With so many book signings and autographs I have to write, the Lipstick Pen would be awesome. I think the way that it looks like a red lipstick when in actual fact it is a blue ink biro is wicked. Can you imagine the looks on fans' faces as I get my lippy out to sign their books, they'll think I've gone bonkers. You see, there is always more to me and my possessions than meets the eye!
Also because I always like to look my best, I would really find that gorgeous Jewelled Nail File really handy. Well, you know I always have my personal hairdresser with me at all times and yeah I have my assistants too! I mean, a girl has to look her best when signing 'With Love & Kisses Katie xx' over and over again and you never know when a chipped nail may happen. Those Jewelled Nail Files are plastered in sparkly crystal rhinestones and you know how I love my bling. These are well cute, fabulously girly darling and right up my street. Not only will they keep my fingernails in tip-top condition but the Jewelled Nail File would look pretty sweet in my Chanel clutch too!
Oh I LOVE shopping Santa and you are like my, well...Santa! After writing countless books, conjuring up new fragrances and hair care lines (not forgetting my lingerie and swimwear), music and calendars, reality TV shows, equestrian line, always being photographed and being on the cover of magazines and how could I forget my aspiration to make it onto Team GB Dressage squad; I love nothing more than relaxing in a nice hot tub with plenty of bubbles.
Now my bathtub is like no other bathtub. Therefore I do not want just any rubber ducky for my bath, I desire only the best, the crème de la crème! I am the best so I deserve the best, which is why that Tiara Glow Duck caught my extended eye lashed eyes! I see myself as a princess and you must have seen my wedding? (Although I may have now lost my prince)! I even named my daughter Princess Tiaamii because she takes after her mother and is a proper princess too!
Anyway the Tiara Glow Duck is exactly what I have been looking for. A lovely little floating duck that phases through a selection of glowing colours, helping me to relax and de-stress after a hard day's work. Wearing a tiara too, its a duck after my own heart! It even comes with batteries so I won't have to ask you for those either!
Well, that's the lot. Oh, actually could you pop in some of those Fluffy Pink Heart Fairy Lights too, you know how I LOVE pink! They would look so cute on my Christmas tree but also around my dressing table mirror, not just at Christmas but all year round. So thanks Santa for these fantastic Christmas gifts from findmeagift.com, don't forget to stop by for a luxury mince pie...Love & Kisses Katie Price xx
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/christmas-gifts/unusual-christmas-presents-ideas.asp

Regards,
Jesse Jones
Find Me A Gift

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Jesse Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!