Deal Your Way To The Dole Office

By Author: Jesse Jones
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DEAL YOUR WAY TO THE DOLE OFFICE WITH THE CHAV POWER CARDS

Find Me A Gift put a sophisticated stop to the turf war in a supermarket car park near you!

It's not easy waiting in the dole queue. You sit there for hours every Thursday just to sign a little bit of paper. They know you need the measly £70 quid a week they kindly give to you so why do you have to tell them you need it every week? Anyone would think they don't know you're premiering Jezza Kyle on your new plasma TV this week! It's better when your crew come with you and at least some times you get to stare at Britney from Kendall Street's boobs, but sometimes just sometimes boredom sets in. You need something to challenge you, something that will really put your analytical skills to the test and something that will incur a nice healthy bit of competition. Don't race for that vacancy at MacDonald's just yet; Find Me A Gift's Chav Power Cards are the perfect pocket-sized boredom-busters!
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Before you shrug your tattooed shoulders, the Chav Power Cards are no ordinary ...
... or dull deck of cards. They're a blingin celebration of all things boy racer! From super-glued spoilers to dodgy 6x9's from the market, these Chav Power Cards pay tribute to the finer models in the motor industry. Like Top Trumps for townies, this chav card game is sure to raise a few anti-social stakes. "I see your Escort RS Turbo and I raise you a Nova GS-aiiiii".

Each Chav Power Card features an image of a truly chav-ish car, so you can expect to see blacked out windows, exhausts the size of dustbins and alloy wheels worth more than the whole car! Each card ranks the pictured passion-wagon in order of Style, Owner, Need For Speed and the car's Special Skill. There is an overall Chav Car Power scoring system for each boneshaker! Does your Renault 5 have a tendency to back fire as you wheel-spin your way out of Morrison's car park? Or maybe your Saxo VTS breaks down every time you attempt the quarter mile between Egham bypass and the high street? The Chav Power Cards will finally put an end to the dissing and cussing of the massiv's cars. Deal the cards out individually between all players and the first player chooses a rating on their top card. If your rating in that category beats the first player's, you win his card! The aim of the geared up game? To gain the most classic chavved up cars from the pack!

The Chav Power Cards make wicked birthday gifts or stocking fillers. If the recession has hit your pocket hard this year, why not treat your Uncle Bazza to a set of these supped up playing cards? Remember it's the thought that counts so when he sees his prized Cosworth estate with a Chav Car Power of 9 he'll be smiling even before he's drunk his crate of Strongbow! Like 'The Fast and the Furious' wannabes, chavs are now part of our British heritage and it's only a matter of time before the Astra MK2 is celebrated as a classic car. So put your Chav Power Cards on the table and show the world that you're proud to be part of the anti-social elite!

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The credit crunch is hitting businesses across the country and people are seeking alternative stores to save money and get a bargain. Find Me a Gift offer everything online without the need for people to spend money on petrol, parking and inflated prices. With special offers and free shipping on orders over £100 (UK only) this online store has everything from cheap novelty items to luxury experiences. Find Me a Gift is one of the UK's leading online gift retailers (ranked in the Top 10 of Hitwise). Established in June 2000, the company specialises in a wide range of gadgets, experiences, toys and personalised gifts with worldwide delivery and year round sales.

Regards
Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

Because giving feels good......
Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!