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CRACK CROSS CONTAMINATION WITH THE ARSE FACE TOWEL
Don't throw in the towel over your man's lack of hygiene! Find Me A Gift have a soft and fluffy solution for any dirty dudes!
The bathroom is designed to be a haven for hygiene; soft fluffy towels, racks of aromatic gels and creams and a whole host of handy cleansing accessories. We all know what to use and where, don't we? Bath lilies are for lathering, bath brushes are perfect for a deep scrub and bath bombs are for a down right pampering! What are towels for? It's obvious isn't it; for drying off your beautifully cleansed bod.
How do you know what you've been wiping where? Find Me A Gift have warmed up their towel rails for the Arse Face Towel! You can now be confident in drying your face without any nasty surprises. Humorous and handy, the Arse Face Towel features a bold design so you can keep face and arse wiping separate. Half of the towel dictates where to dry your face with ‘FACE' in brown type on a white background whilst the other half has ‘ARSE' featured on a brown background. With this fancy fluffy, there'll be no excuses for not keeping ...
... your bits clean.
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Made from 100% cotton, the Arse Face Towel is a soft saviour for all bathed bodies. It measures approximately 1 metre x 57 cm so no matter how big your ‘arse' or ‘face' is the Arse Face Towel will have your hygiene covered! You can just picture the scene can't you? You've bent over the basin for a cleansing face wash but you've forgotten to find your towel first. As you squint around the shower room trying to avoid the ‘soap in eye' situation, at last your fingers set foot on your fluffy friend. As you rub your face dry, you realise that a soapy eye would have been far better than a fart smelling face. Just make sure you give the Arse Face Towel a cool wash in the washing machine every now and again and you can hang toilet hygiene out to dry!
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Find Me A Gift are definitely not one to stereotype, that's why they offer the Fanny Face Towel too! A must for any foamy female, the Fanny Face Towel is a humorous way to keep yourself organised. The delicate pink and white design favours your feminine side whilst the outrageous ‘FANNY' and ‘FACE' text keeps you in the know. Sure, female bits all smell of roses but it's definitely better to be safe than sorry. Measuring approximately 64 cm x 114 cm, this fashionable fluffy is perfect for women of all shapes and sizes. Made from 100% cotton it is every diva's dream; just watch out your man doesn't try and get his grubby mitts on it. Make him wash his own Arse Face Towel rather than picking up your beautifully scented bath towel!
Sometimes we have to just face hygiene facts; we're all human! Just make sure hygiene is kept under control with these cleverly designed comforters. Dirty dudes and divas everywhere can click on to Find Me A Gift for a personalised bath towel, which really will clean up their act!
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Regards
Jessie Jones
Because giving feels good...
Jessie Jones joined in 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles ever since!

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