Britney Spears Ties The Knot For Third Time

By Author: Mitch Tang
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In news that should be shocking but simply isn�t because it involves our formerly Mental ward resident Britney Spears, the pop princess has reportedly tied the knot again. Star magazine is reporting that Britneys fithly new Boy Toy (yes we went there) Adnan Ghalib has reportedly married the pop princess in a secret ceremony performed in Mexico, to be fair this marriage technically shouldn�t be considered legal since Adnan is still married to his first wife however I am no expert in these matters so its anyones guess how this one will turn out. I should also be noted that Britney Spears parents still have not commented on this matter and they may have just learned about this matter.

There is another possibility this madness though, Britney�s Parents have been a lot more accepting of Adnan despite the fact that he�s no better than Britney�s former Manager Sam Lutfi(or whatever his name is),This would certainly explain why Britney�s father hasn�t kicked him to the curve yet. Britney is still under the careful supervision of her parents whom are finanly taking a more active ...
... roll in her life. Britneys sister Jamie Lynn has practically been locked away in a Convent these last couple weeks due to all the Madness that has been circulating around Britney. Just when you though things couldn�t get anymore crazy considering Britney�s time spent in a Mental institution and her father gaining significant control over her Financial Assets and Medical Health this comes out of right field and reminds you how crazy the Hollywood lifestlye truly is.

We should quickly point out that this is not Britney�s Second marriage. Britney married a childhood friend of hers in a crazy Vegas ceremony a few years back however the marriage was annulled almost 24 hours after occurring with the reasons for the annulment being that he didn�t know her dislikes and she didn�t know his. Her first marriage was kinda funny and one of those things that kids do for a laugh which just pisses of their parents, the second marriage (don�t quote on this), was supposedly to Kevin Federline whom was then ejected by Britney a little over a year ago and now we have adnan in the picture (we purposely did not capitalize his name as he isn�t much of a person) , Britney met her latest pap lover as he was snarling to get pictures of her supposedly, he then convinces her to go to Mexico for a rush secret wedding so he can in his words protect her.

The editor from Star flatly has pointed out the seriousness of this nature, considering Britney Spears horrible Mental state one could wonder if any court would even uphold this marriage if her parents fight to contest it. Britney has known Adnan for only a few months Max(if even that) and has spiraled out of control even further since he entered her life. we won�t blame Adnan for all of Brits problems but he has been selling pictures of her left and right to finance his lifestyle going from a sleezy Paparazzi to a Sleezy, mean, exploitative, malicious, cruel, vendictive, calculating, possible evil, thieving bastard whom is now unquestionable attempting to make a run for Britneys fortune. It was only a matter of time before something like this happened and its terrible that Britney�s parents didn�t get to her in time. We can only hope the courts don�t let this thing go any further. In the eternal words of Drag Queen Chris Crocker, Leave Britney alone, Leave her alone, She�s not well right now.