Funny Father's Day Gifts For The Mature Man!

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Funny Father's Day Gifts for the Mature Man!

Dad: "It only feels like yesterday that you were crawling around in your nappy"
Son/Daughter: "Except the fact that it was actually over 30 years ago dad!"
Dad:"Really? Blimey how time flies"

How many times have you had this conversation, especially when Father's Day rolls around? Father's Day always evokes family memories and also reminds dads that they are advancing in years. Your dad might not be over the hill yet, he may only be half way up it or standing on the top taking in the view, but either way it doesn't stop him from using it as an excuse to get out of things! Bad back, hmm more like too much time spent in front of the telly. Oh and what's that? Hard of hearing - more like selective hearing! For all those fathers who keep going on about how they're not getting any younger why not have some fun and treat them to some funny fathers day gifts? http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/fathers-day-gifts/fathers-day-presents.asp
Findmeagift.com have got some hilarious gifts for men who go on and on about getting on!
For dads ...
... that are panicking over the appearance of a few wrinkles, the Over the Hill Wrinkle Treatment is the comical cure for them! This wonderfully witty wrinkle treatment is actually a joke piece of harsh sandpaper. In theory it would actually sand all those wrinkles away, however in reality it would also scrape all the skin off his face, which you know would be really unpleasant and really hurt. So obviously this jokey Over The Hill Wrinkle Treatment is purely a gift to turn those little wrinkles into laughter lines. Of course if your dad's into a bit of DIY, then he could always use this piece of sandpaper to sand any wrinkles off wood!
Parents are masters of selective hearing. It's amazing how one minute they can hear you mutter something under your breath from across the room, and then go completely deaf when you ask them about something which they have totally forgotten about. Well, your dad will have no excuses when you give him the Over the Hill Hearing Aid - Giant Ears! This humorous hearing aid is a pair of oversized comedy ears, which will simply attach over the top of your own ears. By donning these slapstick giant ears your dad will be able to hear an ant crawling up a dandelion....ok, maybe not, but hey at least he'll look like he'd be able too!
Your dear dad does do a lot for the family, so he probably is worn out and therefore could do with some real relaxation. Joking aside, why not spoil your dad by treating him to a Health Club Day Pass for Two Experience? This fabulous gift experience will give your dad a lovely and much deserved day of relaxation, rejuvenation and pampering. What's more, it's also for two people, so your dad can take whomever he likes, be it your mum, best mate or you.
This marvellous Health Club Pass for Two entitles access for two people to a Livingwell Health & Fitness Club for the day. With locations all around country, your dad can take full advantage of the facilities the Club has to offer. So your dad could take a serene swim in the pool, sweat out any stress in the Sauna and let off steam in the Steam room! Your dad could burn off a few calories in the Gym or spend the whole day sunning himself in a specialised Solarium. One thing is for sure, this father's day gift will leave him feeling all revitalized and like a spring chicken. Although if he stays too long in the Solarium he may be more like a roast chicken!
Have some fun with your dad this father's day with some terrific gifts for men from findmeagift.com. It doesn't make the slightest bit of difference what age your dad is, as he'll always be the same wonderful and much loved dad in your eyes. So go on, give him a funny father's day gift, because as they say, laughter and feeling good makes you live a lot longer!
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/men.asp

Regards,
Jesse Jones
Find Me A Gift

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Jesse Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!