Crack Open A Whole Crate

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CRACK OPEN A WHOLE CRATE WITH THE HOMER SIMPSON BOTTLE OPENER

Find Me A Gift are fed up of fumbling around in the cutlery drawer for that age old bottle opener. Serve up a Duff Simpsons-style with this novelty bottle-opening fridge magnet!

Nothing beats a nice cool beer after a hot and stressful day. Come to think of itit could be the middle of winter and that smooth refreshing taste would still wipe the worry from any brow! The best things in life really are right there for all to see; a nice cold beer in one hand the remote in the other and some quality TV viewing in your y-fronts. So why is that every time you look to open that gleaming bottle of sanity, you can never seem to find the bottle opener? It lives in the cutlery drawer alongside the unused whisk and the novelty egg timer your mum bought you last Christmas, so why has it decided to hide from you on this fine evening? If only life was simpler, if only you had a talking Homer Simpson Bottle Opener with a handy fridge magnet!

The Homer Simpson Bottle Opener is a kitchen gadget straight out of Springfield! Who doesn't love the philosophical musings ...
... of Homer Simpson? Homer once said "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" so why not celebrate this lager-drinking legend with a talking homer-shaped bottle opener? Next time you reach for a bottle of the amber nectar, you won't have to waste valuable drinking time ferreting about for the bottle opener. This novelty Homer Simpson Bottle Opener has a clever little fridge magnet at the back so you can pull out a beer and open it in seconds! Woo Hoo!
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Measuring approximately 4.5 x 17 x 3.5 cm, this animated bottle opener is perfect for bachelor pads and student kitchens. We can't imagine the Marge Simpsons' out there would celebrate this beer-guzzling neanderthal on the front of their fridge but at least they'd know when their husbands are taking another hit from the beer heap! As you crack open a beer, Homer will quote one of three classic phrases including "To alcohol, the cause and solutions to all of life's problems", "80% of the human body is water, or in my case beer!" and "Drink up, not drinking is only gonna make it worse!". The legend himself has spoken, now obey his rules and crack open another chilled one! The bottle opener should be cleaned with a damp cloth and is not dishwasher safe. By no means should this Homer Simpson Bottle Opener be submerged in water; the last person who did this had to live through the rest of his days without Homer's wise words every time he opened a beerD'oh!

The Homer Simpson Bottle Opener makes a fantastic birthday gift or stocking filler for anyone who loves their lager just a little too much! Does your mate resemble Barney the burping baffoon from Moe's Tavern? If so, this novelty bottle opener will have him in stitches every time he cracks open another beer! Or maybe your family reminds you of the famously dysfunctional family from Springfield? Give everyone a giggle this Christmas and sneak this bottle opener onto the dining table!
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Don't settle for a bog standard bottle opener, get your hands on Find Me A Gift's Homer Simpson Bottle Opener!

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Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

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Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!