Play A Prank On Plonk

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PLAY A PRANK ON PLONK WITH FIND ME A GIFT'S NOVELTY WINE BOTTLE LABELS!

Find Me A Gift lets you slap some sarcasm on your wine!

Findmeagift.com is an online gift company based in the Midlands. They stock a wide variety of gifts, gadgets and gizmos, including personalised presents, gift experience packages, cards and flowers. If you are looking for something a little out of the ordinary then look no further!

The Chateau Neuf Du Crap - Novelty Wine Bottle Labels is a fantastic set that lets you slap some sarcasm on your wine. The pack includes 2 hilarious Wine Bottle Labels and a Wine Gift Bag. You simply soak the original label off a good bottle of wine and then replace it with one of the self adhesive Novelty Wine Bottle Labels. The other label can be stuck onto the Bottle Bag, making it a fantastically funny gift for any wine lover or for anyone with a sense of humour!
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These comical Novelty Wine Bottle Labels are a great way to make fun out of expensive plonk. They are also ideal for raising a few eyebrows at dinner parties too! Do you know someone who ...
... is a complete wine connoisseur and who can identify not only where a wine is made but also the grapes used, the year it was bottled and even the name of the van driver who transports the bottles? Then these fabulous Novelty Wine Labels are a must!

Why not buy a good bottle of wine, remove its label and then stick on one of these funny ones? You can rename a vintage French Chenin Blanc 'Chateau Neuf Du Crap' and see if they catch on! Or you could really go for broke and re-label a Bordeaux Magnum! Watch them try and work out if it is their eyes that deceive them or their taste buds! Mind you, the text on these chucklesome labels read 'A truly shitty little wine that should only be drunk with fish or meat vindaloo or raw chillies. Made from a blend of famous Pinot Poop and Turdonnay grapes and left uncorked in a Frenchman's lavabo for several years'! Their faces will either be an absolute picture or covered with disdain, as they may just start to think that you really have just bought them a really cheap bottle of vino!

Whenever you are invited around to friends or family for a dinner party, it's always polite to take a bottle of wine with you. Instead of putting the second label onto the gift bag, why not put it on another bottle of wine? That way you can take a bottle of Red and White 'Chateau Neuf Du Crap' with you! Can you imagine the look on the host's face as they check the vintage and say..."Oh, thank you?"...priceless! Just make sure they know that the wine itself is very palatable, otherwise you may not get dessert let alone another invitation to dinner! There is even another set of novelty wine bottle labels, which read 'Katzpiss'!

With realistic detailing, these Novelty Wine Bottle Labels really do make a bottle of wine look as though it has rolled out of a witty winery deep in the French valleys. So go on, play a prank on some plonk and raise a glass to the Chateau Neuf Du Crap - Novelty Wine Bottle Labels!!
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Find Me a Gift offers everything online without the need for people to spend money on petrol, parking and inflated prices. With special offers and free shipping with orders over £100, this online store has everything from cheap novelty items to luxury experiences. Find Me a Gift is one of the UK's leading online gift retailers (ranked in the Top 10 by Hitwise). Established in June 2000, the company specialises in a wide variety of gadgets, experiences, toys and personalised gifts with worldwide delivery.

Regards,
Jesse Jones
Find Me A Gift

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Jesse Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!