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How To Safeguard A Sweetheart Against A Jilted Lover

By Author: Antony Matayoshi
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It was only my good luck that a good friend of mine requested me one day to create love letters to a lady on his behalf. This went on for a few months during which I encountered his ladylove and we fell for each other. Expectedly, both of us were soon found out and I lost a buddy.

While I pleaded with my previous friend to exact revenge on me alone, he understood me well enough to know exactly how to hurt me. He assaulted my girlfriend. After a near-successful initial attack, I had to equip her with a Z Force stun gun versus the boy who also loved her once.

Stun devices are effective. They generate a sudden discharge of electricity straight into the body on impact. The person receiving the electrical shock loses the ability to move his muscles as well as stay balanced consequently. He could tumble forward then.

The effects are non-fatal, though, and shortly lived. They cause no long-term injury and fade after twenty to forty minutes. That would be your own signal to race to safer grounds and look for help.

Considering that my girlfriend was unfamiliar to personal protection weapons, there was no question on my head that she should own a low voltage stun device. This fires some hundred thousand volts instead of millions, which could be easier on her conscience.

Tiny stun guns made complete sense, as well. These fit with the least snag in pockets as well as bags. A girl can cover one totally in her small hand and be prepared to launch a surprise counterattack which no enemy will know to dodge.

I selected a really lean stun gun in the interest of maneuverability. The Web-based store claims that it was made lean so that a woman can handle this without difficulty. I picked 300,000 volts and 6.5 inches high over 100,000 volts and 5 inches high.

As much as I wished for the best, my former pal assailed my sweetheart again and she had to shoot him with her Z Force 300,000-volt stun gun. Probably, we can all move past what happened at some point and all can be forgiven.

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